E-fame and e-peen, mine is bigger than yours! 8D

So what does e-peen exactly mean? Well, in short it would be translated as your "internet penis", and the longer it is.. the better. But just saying that doesn't explain too much now, does it?

So usually e-peen is something rare or hard to achieve in online society. And well it doesn't really have to even be online, but it's always something that you would like to brag about online. It might be some very rare weapon, even totally useless but rare or it might be some extremely hard boss encounter that you somehow managed to finally beat, and you want to brag about it. Or it can be a very high kill/death ratio in Counter Strike or some awesome score in online bowling game or even highest score on original Donkey Kong.. But it's always something that people think it's hard to achieve and because of that, they want to brag about it.

Basically you could even brag about your real life car or sports achievements and when you do it online, technically it would also be "making your e-peen longer".. Basically e-peen is just something to make you become more famous and aknowledged in online communities.

For example in world of warcraft there's tons of people just seeking to make their e-peen longer.. Sometimes they do ridiculously useless but hard things, just to gain slightly more lenght to their penis or take a weapon or armor that they don't even need, but it's more rare than their original item. In some cases people do just retarted things and maybe even piss off their team just to grasp little bit more e-fame.

So is it always bad thing to try making your e-peen longer?
Answer is no. Trying to become famous or aknowledgement is never a "bad" thing, since it's just part of human nature and gives people some goals to aim for. So in many cases it can even make people play better than they usually do. Only bad thing about e-peen would be, if it hurts, insults or annoys your friends and team members to achieve it. But if it doesn't do any bad for people playing near you, it's all for good, I mean.. Who wouldn't want to be bit more famous in places where they like to be alot?

But the funniest thing is.. That even girls can have penis online. There's no such thing as e-cunt or e-clit but it's always known as e-peen. And Just like boys, also girls like to be aknowledged and famous, not like they are that different from the guys online, which also bring me to one of our upcoming subjects - can you really tell if a "girl" online is really a girl, without seeing or talking with her first?

Will talk about that later.. But for now, thanks for listening, hope you enjoyed and have a great day.. (And remember to go measure your e-peen occasionally, is yours really bigger than others?)

Del signing out~


No matter how gay your character might look like, with the rarest weapon of that time.. You are guaranteed to have a very long e-peen.

[Sulfuras, Hand of Ragnaros] - one of the most rare weapons of early World of Warcraft.